Some funny poems

Roses are red

Violets are bright

My pet dinosaur's gonna come

and rape you tonight

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Monkeys like you

should go to the zoo

Don't be so angry,

I'll be there too

Not in the cage

but laughing at you

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to quit
Cause ur face looks like sh**

Roses are red

Violets are blue

[[{{Name of someone you hate}}]] is very fat

He should say moo

Roses are red, 
violets are blue, 
I don't smell, 
but you sure do. 


Roses are red 
Violets are blue 
Boogers are tasty 
and make great glue, too.

roses are red, 
violets are blue, 
I stepped in the mud, 
And i lost my shoe. 


roses are red, 
violet's are pink, 
you stepped in some poop 
And now your foot stink's. 

Roses are dead 
Violets have no clue 
This is wat happens 
When u sit in the loo 


roses are wilted 
violets are dead 
the sugar bowl is empty 
and i chopped off your head 


dimes are silver 
pennies are brass 
why does your face 
look like your a** 

roses are red 
violets are blue 
trash is dumped, 
and so are you ! 


Roses are red, 
violets are blue; 
I once thought I was ugly 
until I met you. 


Roses Are Red 
Violets Are Blue 
You Didn't Notice 
But I Just Stole Your Shoe 


Roses Are Red 
Asphalt is Black 
I Think You're Ugly 
Go Live In A Shack 


Roses Are Red 
Grass Is Green 
I'm Gonna Smack You 
Just Like Charlie Sheen 


roses are red 
violets are blue 
bears are hairy 
and so are you 


roses are red 
violets are blue 
clowns look funny 
and so do you 


Roses are blue. 
Violets are red. 
If you agree, 
You've got rocks in your head. 


Violets are blue. 
Roses are pink. 
Put on your shoes, 
your feet really stink. 


Roses are red
Violets are blue
please flush the toilet
after you poo


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet 
but not you
now the roses are dying
the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty
so is your head


 roses are red 
violets are blue 
Grandpa is old 
so are you! 


God made rivers, 
God made lakes, 
God made you, 
we all make mistakes 


Roses are red 
Violets are blue 
You smell like poo 
And your friend does too! 


Roses are Red 
Violets are blue 
I'm really hungry 
lets get some food

Roses are red

violets are blue

I have five fingers

middle one's for you

Roses are red

violets are blue

when brains were handed out

where were you?

Roses are red

violets are blue

my pet dog

smells as bad as you